snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

(via thesirensaresingingyourname)

allanimeistrash:

spongebob really understood this whole gender thing on a deeper level

allanimeistrash:

spongebob really understood this whole gender thing on a deeper level

(Source: marxvx, via aliceismywonderland)

fuckyeahtattoos:

Done by Jonathan Love at EOD Tattoo, Denver, CO.
facebook.com/jonathan.lee.love
instagram: @jonathanleelove
jonathanlove.tumblr.com

fuckyeahtattoos:

Done by Jonathan Love at EOD Tattoo, Denver, CO.

facebook.com/jonathan.lee.love

instagram: @jonathanleelove

jonathanlove.tumblr.com

(via ohnoifallinreverse)

laoisepotter:

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

(via acivilmuffin)

(via hookayy)

first joined tumblr: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits
me now: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits

Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

(Source: thrashturbate, via querquelife)

telapathetic:

*sees there’s a queer relationship on a show* *starts watching that show*

(via live-ur-life-baybayy)

(Source: cool-aicl, via holly-street)

Romantic date idea: eating pussy under the stars

Someday, someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.

I look for you in everyone.

Six Word Story #16 by absentions   (via lovequotesrus)

(Source: absentions, via sick-as--cancer)

If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.